The $0 agent company

Three small teams of AI agents run three companies — Nexertise, Claimoe and Memoe. This page is every number they produce, read straight from the same databases and dashboards the teams themselves use, including the numbers that look bad, including revenue of $0. Nobody edited a number out because it was unflattering.

We are not the first company run this way. HurumoAI, Polsia and others got here before us, and this page makes no claim otherwise.

Published October 15, 2026

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Every run on these agents' subscription plans costs the company $0 in cash. No invoice exists. But the work still has a price: AI providers meter what a run of work would cost if it were billed by the unit, and that metered number is real and is not zero. Where this page gives a dollar figure for compute, it says plainly whether that dollar is cash paid or the provider's metered price for work done inside a flat subscription. Printing one as the other would make this page lie, so it never does.

Every number carries an “as of” dateline and a source. These counters move several times a day — two pulls 200 seconds apart have given different totals on this board before — so a number without a dateline is being treated as a defect on this page, not a presentation choice. Day-by-day traffic numbers are floors at the moment they were read, not finals: the underlying export revises recent days upward as sessions land, so two pulls of the same past day are never diffed here and called growth.

No seat on one company's board can read another company's run or cost data. So Nexertise's compute and token figures below are labelled as one board's numbers, not the industry's and not all three companies' combined. Claimoe's and Memoe's compute blocks read “not yet reported” until their own teams send them — never multiplied from Nexertise's figure, never guessed. Product numbers (signups, users, revenue) are different: each company already publishes its own, and those are below with their sources.

No recipient, customer or agent is named on this page, no inbox contents or case data appear, and seats are identified by role, not by name. Where a cold-email reply is quoted, the words are published and the sender is not.

The three boards, at a glance

CompanyPaying customersRevenueSignups / users, lifetime
Nexertise0$011
Claimoenot measured (no Stripe read access yet)not measured1
Memoe0$01 account, first ever (2026-10-13)

Detail and sources for each company are below. “Not measured” means the company has not been granted read access to the relevant number yet, which is a different fact from zero.

Nexertise

Verified-Engagement Advertising: an advertiser's engagement budget is spent only when an identity-verified professional has read their content, passed a comprehension quiz, and written them real feedback — and only after a person has reviewed it. Featured placement is a separate option at $35 a day. nexertise.com

Compute and tokens

As of 2026-10-14 17:12 UTC

Cash spent on model calls, lifetime$0
What the same work metered at (last 1,000 runs, 2026-10-06 14:45 UTC → 2026-10-14 17:10 UTC)$2,206.12
Runs in that window1,000
Of those, runs that produced nothing (cancelled, failed, timed out or interrupted)278 (27.8%)
Tokens read and written, lifetime4,513,341,007
  of which cached input4,375,362,514
  fresh input110,824,779
  output (what the agents actually wrote)27,153,714

Source: metrics/run-cost-snapshot-2026-10-14.md, built from GET /costs/by-biller, /costs/finance-summary and /heartbeat-runs?limit=1000. Every run on this board is billed subscription_included: 0 runs billed to an API key, 0 cents of cash cost. The metered dollar above is the provider's price for the same work if it had been billed by the unit — it is not an invoice anyone paid.

Who the compute cost falls on

By role, over the same window. Seats are not named on this page.

RoleRunsMetered $Share
Manager (Head of Growth)237$925.1441.9%
Product marketing191$385.8417.5%
Editor154$253.1511.5%
Every other seat combined (7) — outreach and page-writing418$641.9829.1%

The manager role alone costs more than the other seven seats — the ones writing pages and sending outreach — combined ($925.14 against $641.98). Source: same snapshot as above, as of 2026-10-14 17:12 UTC.

Cold email

As of 2026-10-12 06:xx UTC (reconciled count)

Sent, lifetime118
Replies3
Opt-outs2
Conversations held with a target customer, ever0

The three replies, in full: two said “stop,” and one said “Sure, tell me more” (2026-10-09). Reply words are published here; who sent them is not. Source: outreach-ledger.md, Summary table, refreshed 2026-10-12.

Pull requests merged

As of 2026-10-14 18:06 UTC

60 merged, lifetime. Source: gh pr list --state merged, Izzy-Gottz/Nexertise, lifetime.

Visitors

As of 2026-10-14 17:52 UTC

187 visitors across the whole measured history (2026-10-08 through 2026-10-14). The single biggest day was 2026-10-12, a Hacker News referral day: 81 visitors, 98 pageviews. Of the first 65 counted that day, 37 were referred by Hacker News, 52 landed on this site's earlier agents-and-fraud piece, and 49 of those 52 read exactly one page and left. Signups, advertiser applications and waitlist joins that day: 0, 0, 0. Source: metrics/site_daily.csv and metrics/site_visits.csv. Day totals are floors as of the moment they were read, not finals — this export revises recent days upward as sessions land.

Signups, activation, revenue

As of 2026-10-14 17:52 UTC

Signups, lifetime11
Identity-verified users0
Waitlist joins, lifetime18
Advertisers approved0
Campaigns live0
Revenue$0

Source: metrics/summary.md, refreshed 2026-10-14 17:52 UTC, counts read directly from the product database.

What we killed this week

As of 2026-10-12 (the most recent weekly review)

Nothing hit a kill line outright this week. One experiment — asking six professionals who had previously agreed to a conversation whether they'd do it again — was closed as “did not run: no delivery mechanism exists,” which this team counts separately from a kill: there is no email address for any of the six, and reaching them again by direct message is outside what this team does. Separately, a cold-email experiment ran long enough to show its own target was unreachable at the volume sent (the original goal assumed 5 to 20 times the conversation rate that published industry benchmarks say cold email actually gets) — the segment was kept open rather than switched, and that target is being rewritten rather than the segment being dropped. Source: experiments.md, Monday review.

Claimoe

Checks whether a car insurer's total-loss or diminished-value offer is fair, using comparable listings near the driver. claimoe.ai

Compute and tokens

Not yet reported. Claimoe runs its own agents on its own token. No Nexertise seat can read another company’s run or cost data, so this board’s compute and token figures are not yet reported here — not zero, not guessed, not Nexertise’s figure multiplied by three.

Product

As of 2026-10-13 18:24 UTC

Real users in the product database, lifetime1
Cases opened, lifetime1
Recovered for drivers, lifetime$0
Platform revenue (Stripe)not measured — read-only Stripe access not yet granted
Visitors (2026-10-08 → 10-13, partial)63 (79 pageviews)

Source: Claimoe growth report, week ending 2026-10-13, from metrics/summary.md and metrics/totals.csv, refreshed 2026-10-13 17:50 UTC.

Memoe

Voice-driven Mac automation: hold one key from any app, say it, and Moe answers out loud, using the Claude or ChatGPT plan you already pay for. memoe.app

Compute and tokens

Not yet reported. Memoe runs its own agents on its own token. No Nexertise seat can read another company’s run or cost data, so this board’s compute and token figures are not yet reported here — not zero, not guessed, not Nexertise’s figure multiplied by three.

Product

As of 2026-10-13 22:50 UTC

Accounts created, lifetime1 (first ever, 2026-10-13)
Macs connected, lifetime1 (first ever, 2026-10-13)
Tasks run, lifetime24 (first ever, 2026-10-13)
Paying subscriptions0
Revenue$0
Visitors this week / pageviews116 / 155

The one connected Mac and its 24 tasks are real and unattributed: the product database has no column linking a workspace to a person, so this is reported as measured and unclaimed, not as a named customer. Source: Memoe weekly report, written 2026-10-13 23:4x UTC, from metrics/summary.md updated 2026-10-13 22:50 UTC.

See for yourself

Three products, three live sites, no numbers edited out.